1 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,130 Thank you. 2 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,560 Rudy, how do you know that far? 3 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,180 In German, man. 4 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:53,400 Always in German. You must instinctively speak German whenever you're surprised. 5 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,720 What chance do you think we've got of successfully escaping otherwise, hmm? 6 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,840 You should thank me, chump. 7 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:03,000 Thank you, Forrester. 8 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:36,020 I mean, what is there to look at after three and a half years, hmm? 9 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:38,940 Soon be over. You're escaping tomorrow, aren't you? 10 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:40,180 Shut up! 11 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,180 Security, you blithering idiot! 12 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:44,460 Sorry, Forrester. 13 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,700 Now I'll offer some black pudding. 14 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,840 Will I ever taste any again? 15 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,780 You might quite soon. 16 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 What do you mean, Prof? 17 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,640 It talks away for you tonight. 18 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:02,610 How do you know? 19 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:06,390 Nobody's supposed to know. If I am escaping, and I'm not saying I am. 20 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:07,609 It's obvious. 21 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:12,070 The tension in your body, the excitement in your eyes, the twitch of fear on 22 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,070 your lips. 23 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,970 It is possible to be too clever, you know, brother. 24 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:30,490 Good luck, John. 25 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,640 Good luck, Forrester. 26 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,890 and its opacity will astound you. 27 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:52,850 All 327 of us? Why not? 28 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:55,330 The Germans are getting very short on manpower. 29 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:59,750 Most of their troops... Yes, thank you, Cosgrove. It is my plan. 30 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,130 I never said it wasn't. 31 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:06,630 No, just that I think it might be helpful if I explain some of the thought 32 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:08,090 processes which went into it. 33 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:15,610 It occurred to me how incredibly old and stupid most of the guards are. 34 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,760 The new commandant can't be a day under 70. 35 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,700 Jerry is incredibly short of manpower. 36 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,040 Most of their good pods are busy fighting. 37 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,060 I believe that if we can put them under real pressure, 38 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,380 they'll collapse. 39 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:47,120 Super evening. I have no time for small chatter. I must search hut 101. 40 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,640 Oh, have a piece of chocolate first. I dare not have my orders if I disobey... 41 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,240 What sort of chocolate? 42 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,540 Milk! 43 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,780 How can everybody escape? 44 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,540 I mean, Hopkins can't escape his legs with masterpieces. 45 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:06,220 He'd be a liability, and he wouldn't allow that. 46 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,600 He's too proud. 47 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,480 All right, then. Everyone except Hopkins. 48 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,970 You're a heartless bastard, Forrester. 49 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,310 Your point exactly? 50 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,850 When the escape's discovered, all hell will break loose. 51 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:21,810 They'll have a roll call to find out who's still here. 52 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:26,090 There'll be 87 German guards and Hopkins dragging himself across the parade 53 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,450 ground to line up on his own. 54 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:30,290 They're not playing games here, Cosgrove. 55 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:31,830 This is war. 56 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:33,730 Just a suggestion. 57 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,730 Haggis Barrington's really taken Hopkins under his wing. 58 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:39,910 He's like a father to him already. 59 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:41,530 Father and son. 60 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,380 So touching. So moving. 61 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,040 Is he right? 62 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,200 If Hopkins said, I think Argy should want to stay too. 63 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,760 All right, then. 64 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,960 I'm not inhuman. 65 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,440 Everyone except Hopkins and Barrington. 66 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,500 Well, Barrington would be naive to Hopkins without Stefan Godbody. 67 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,220 Explain yourself, Arly. 68 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,180 Well, I guess since Stefan are in love. 69 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,460 How dare you? 70 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,040 I'm afraid Arly's right wink about a forester. I knew it from the start. 71 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,460 One would have to be pretty naive not to. 72 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,280 Why? God! 73 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,900 God, Borny and Barrington, rear gunners. 74 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:19,360 Now, I prided myself that at least we hadn't come to that. 75 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,220 Now, God, Borny, I can believe. He's a Pole. 76 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,460 Very excitable. 77 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,740 But Barrington, he's Scottish. 78 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:31,860 Well, we don't want people like that escaping and then undermining morale 79 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:35,580 home. Thank you for the chocolate. Have another piece. 80 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:39,200 No, thank you. It was very nice, but duty calls. Duty. 81 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Never twitch. 82 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,860 I thought you were giving a warning signal, no? 83 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,520 And one for his knob. 84 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,240 You're going to ask for Dicticus? 85 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,660 Yes. 86 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,140 Oh, yeah. 87 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:10,360 Out of... Out of us. 88 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,380 Einer der Briten hat was gesagt. 89 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,220 Das habe ich nicht verstanden. 90 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,040 One for his knob. 91 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,140 One for his knob? 92 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,880 What heißt das? 93 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,780 One for his knob? 94 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,860 Right, now, my plan is this. 95 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:32,380 I shall be in charge of the whole operation, Mr. Denker. 96 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Surprise, surprise. 97 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:38,380 Well, I do think somebody has to be, and I believe I'm pretty competent in 98 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,100 escaping, having escaped 23 times. 99 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,940 So what? You're still here. 100 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,780 You've been captured 23 times. 101 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 This is competence. 102 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,460 Yes, thank you. We've been through all that, Cosgrove. 103 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,280 Well, very well. 104 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,040 Does anyone else put themselves forward? 105 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:59,320 Good. Right. Now, perhaps we can get on with it. 106 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,760 I shall be known as Big F, incidentally. 107 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:08,660 Now... 108 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:15,710 I plan no less than five tunnels. Here, here, here, here, and here. 109 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,990 They will be called Tom, Dick, Harry, Julian, and Gladys. 110 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:22,830 Julian? After my son. He's 15. 111 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:25,250 He's a fine boy, considering. 112 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:30,650 And, uh, Gladys? Would that by any chance be named after the little lady? 113 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:34,010 most certainly would not. She isn't little, she isn't a lady, and I'll thank 114 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,010 never to mention her again. 115 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:45,280 Still, and I thought, perhaps I go through Gladys. 116 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,500 Yes, that's why I call one of the tunnels Gladys. I realise that some of 117 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,560 aren't quite out of the top drawer enjoy the occasional dirty little sneaker. 118 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:58,900 Izzy, how soon can you make me German military or civilian uniforms for 327 119 00:09:58,900 --> 00:09:59,900 prisoners? 120 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,440 For you, four months. 121 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,660 I'll give you two. 122 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,040 Three. I can't do it in less. 123 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:14,340 Done. Shorty, can you make up 327 sets of Ford's documents in three months? 124 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,240 If I have the helpers and if I have the ink, yes. 125 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,780 Anything to get away from the bugger? 126 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:25,020 Right. We go in three months from now, or on the first moonless night following 127 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,020 it. 128 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,460 Do you see those weeds, Donaldson? 129 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,460 There's water around here. 130 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,240 Probably an underground spring. 131 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800 Oh, my God. 132 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,980 What? 133 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:39,640 We don't want water going into certain underground places of great importance. 134 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,700 Sorry, Donaldson, not quite with you. 135 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,780 Oh, you mean the tunnels? 136 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,980 God, no, never thought of that. 137 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,920 Shut up about tunnels, Einstein. 138 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,700 I know you probably can't understand us, but... 139 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,940 You know how bad my nerves are. 140 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,060 Not one escape now for a month. 141 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,720 Not one man in the cooler. 142 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,440 Not even a complaint about the soup. 143 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,340 That must be very gratifying. 144 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,740 Of course it's not gratifying. Do you think I'm stupid? 145 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,300 It means you are giving all your energies to something else. What are you 146 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,300 planning? 147 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,320 Absolutely nothing, Herr Commandant. 148 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,940 I do not believe you. 149 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,380 That is your privilege. 150 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,960 Why so gloomy, Einstein? 151 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,480 This sandy earth will be the ruin of my experience. 152 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,000 Casualty of war, old chap. 153 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,700 Getting the earth out of the tunnels is the real headache. 154 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,400 Well, why don't we use some of the tunnels to store the earth from the 155 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400 tunnels? 156 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,440 Good thinking, Shorty. 157 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,680 Well, no tunnel could take more earth than we dug out of it. 158 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,780 So we'd end up with five tunnels full of earth, and we might as well not have 159 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:14,820 bothered to dig in the first place. Congratulations, Shorty, on fatuousness 160 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:15,820 beyond the call of duty. 161 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,640 Yes, as I say, it's good that you're thinking, Shorty, but do try to be 162 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 sensible. 163 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:30,140 Careful piece 164 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,140 of chocolate, old man. 165 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,460 I can't. The commandant wants to see Herr Forrester. 166 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,580 Which of you is Herr Forrester? 167 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,900 I am wing commander, Forrester. 168 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,190 The commandant wants to see you. 169 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:50,990 Now! 170 00:13:58,830 --> 00:13:59,830 Please. 171 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,930 Tell me what you are planning. 172 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,070 Would you really expect me to? 173 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,190 If we were planning anything. 174 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,130 Which we aren't. 175 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:22,150 If you think we are, although we aren't, well, you're just going to have to try 176 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,150 and find out, aren't you? 177 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,550 How can we? 178 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,130 You are cracked, Ehrman. 179 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:30,530 Your resolution and invention sharpened by desperation. We are a rabble. 180 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:33,690 Leftovers. 181 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:34,930 The dregs. 182 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,930 Well, that's your problem. 183 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,270 My men can find out nothing. They are stupid. 184 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:47,110 The good men went to the front, to the panzer divisions, to Rommel, to the 185 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,110 Luftwaffe and the Navy. 186 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:49,870 But you're not stupid. 187 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,630 You said so yourself. 188 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,190 I am old. 189 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,750 What's in Welsh? 190 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,140 Who dare you compare work to Germany? 191 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,920 You really hate them, don't you? 192 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,620 I thought you thought Germany. 193 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,380 Well, I didn't know I hated them then. 194 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,180 I thought it was the French I hated. 195 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,020 Mind you, I don't like them much either. 196 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,660 What about the English? 197 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,680 I like the British. 198 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,160 I once took a walking tour of Offa's Dyke. 199 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:39,960 Good times in pubs. A pint of Ansel's, please. 200 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:49,420 If you make a big escape, we are all for the Ostfront, the Eastern Front of 201 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,420 Earth. 202 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:55,220 So, please, help us. 203 00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,540 I'm embarrassed by your defeatism. 204 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:05,380 Me too, but I am weary. 205 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,560 I'm sorry. 206 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,650 I'd like to help you. 207 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,470 Oh, well. 208 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,210 My poor old asparagus. 209 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,269 No, mine not. 210 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:32,530 The escape committee wishes to interview you. 211 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,910 Eight o 'clock this evening. Pilot Officer Price Edgerton. 212 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,390 Oh, good. 213 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,190 Because... I've got something to tell you. 214 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,490 I'm sorry to have to question you like this, Price Edgerton. I know your 215 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,650 and he's a damn good chap. 216 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,530 David. 217 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,090 Your point, Morris? 218 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,810 I just cannot believe the British class was done. 219 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,650 No, I don't suppose you can, since you've had no experience of class. 220 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:01,130 Oh, yeah, that's right. New Zealand's a complete dump. I forgot. 221 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:08,119 Please tell us, Price Edgerton, why you crawled out from under a hut and 222 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,040 practically fell over one of the German ferrets. 223 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:13,920 I know it was stupid of me, but then I'm not very bright. 224 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,420 I had an idea, you see. 225 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,720 You had an idea? 226 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,920 Didn't they teach you at Pudsey Grammar School that sarcasm is one of the lowest 227 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,260 forms of wit, Cosgrove? 228 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,500 I know what they mean, Stan. What's your idea? 229 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:30,180 Well, I knew there was water around, and I thought there might be a well 230 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,180 somewhere around. 231 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,920 And I found it. 232 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,910 The Germans had built a hut on top of it. 233 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:37,230 Brilliant. 234 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:39,270 That's a brilliant idea, Einstein. 235 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,070 Well, I think we can all see what he's driving at, can't we? 236 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,330 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 237 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:49,850 Be nice to give him an opportunity to spell it out for himself, though. 238 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,910 Well, I thought the earth from the tunnel could go down the well. 239 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:54,930 Precisely. 240 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,290 Bang on, Einstein. 241 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,550 Knew you had it in you. Your mother was a lovely person. 242 00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:08,320 Thank you very much indeed. 243 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,400 I like you. 244 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,280 You may call me Heinrich. 245 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,060 Well, thank you again, Heinrich. 246 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:23,100 You may call me Big F. 247 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:32,280 Big F? 248 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,020 Yes, Heinrich. 249 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,800 You must be digging. 250 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,520 Yet there is no earth. 251 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,560 Really? Yes. 252 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,500 I know you have a plan. Will you tell me what it is? 253 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:44,880 You know I can't. 254 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Cheerio. 255 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,300 I didn't expect you to tell me. 256 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,640 Cheerio. 257 00:18:54,680 --> 00:19:01,560 Here comes the difficult bit. 258 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,450 I almost feel a fool asking. 259 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,430 One can always ask. 260 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:08,690 You are right. 261 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:13,750 My request is this. 262 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,690 Please, may we come with you? 263 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:33,240 We know we can't stop you going, he said. 264 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,960 And the moment you have gone, we're dead men. 265 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:40,320 Ridiculous. Well, it's not that ridiculous from his point of view. 266 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,000 I mean, the bugger's probably right. 267 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:46,500 Yeah, maybe it isn't so ridiculous from our point of view. I mean, it'd make 268 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,479 things easier. 269 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,800 Huh, it would make things easier. 270 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,560 What an uplifting philosophy. 271 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,940 Look, you wouldn't be so scornful if I was Australian. 272 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,120 I'm sorry, Big Ed, but I think Ali's right. 273 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,940 Look, you're a clever chap, Prof. 274 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,630 intellectual, academic. 275 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:05,190 Why don't you leave the practicalities to those of us who haven't got their 276 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,129 heads in advance? 277 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:09,890 I was actually thinking on practical lines. It would make things easier. 278 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:14,550 There'd be no guards, no searchlights, nobody to turn the alarm. 279 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,330 Ah. 280 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,870 We'd trust the buggers. 281 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,510 They wouldn't need German uniforms. 282 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:20,890 That's true already. 283 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,270 They all have German uniforms already. 284 00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:24,650 And documents. 285 00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:27,170 They've all got German passports. I'll give the buggers that. 286 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,010 What causes most escapes to fail? 287 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:30,810 Our ignorance of German. 288 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:33,530 Well, they all speak German. 289 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,670 Some good ideas, eh? 290 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,910 For a man with his head in the clouds. 291 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,350 No, not you too, chump. 292 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:43,250 No, I'm sorry, Big F, but I think this idea, fantastic though it sounds, has 293 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,250 logic on its side. 294 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:48,990 Now, we touched on logic at Pudsey Grammar School, and I believe it's 295 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:52,470 for the Jerrys in their predicament to accept reality and make this suggestion. 296 00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:57,670 I also think it's logical for us to be realists and accept their help. 297 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,180 I absolutely refuse. 298 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,460 I'm sorry, Big Ed. 299 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,760 It's five to one against. 300 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,460 You can't have democracy in wartime. 301 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,140 Then what the hell are we fighting for? 302 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:30,610 German man! 303 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:33,670 Once you're the other side of the wire, you won't get a second chance. I'm not 304 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:36,170 going. I'm staying here with Hoppe and Stefan. 305 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:37,970 No, as a matter of fact, you're not. 306 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:40,030 Everyone's going now, apparently. 307 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,070 Even Scottish homosexuals. 308 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,030 Sit down, big F. 309 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,690 Thank you, I prefer to stand. 310 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,190 A bit. 311 00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,270 She lay this morning. 312 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:02,910 I thought it was the British who confined themselves to small talk about 313 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,190 weather. I wasn't talking about the weather. 314 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:08,790 Oh. Well, yes. 315 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:13,870 Look, were you serious about coming too? 316 00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,350 Of course. 317 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,690 We have no alternative. 318 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,090 You can trust me, incidentally. 319 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,490 Well, of course I can trust you. You're a gentleman. 320 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,430 Takes one to know one. 321 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:27,350 You trust me, but you disapprove of my request. 322 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,580 Of course I do. It's ridiculous. 323 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,360 It is, isn't it? 324 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:32,900 Splendidly ridiculous. 325 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,320 The Germans have no sense of the ridiculous. 326 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,720 You should beware of racial stereotypes. 327 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,020 So, can we come with you? 328 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,020 Against my better judgment, yes. 329 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360 Good. 330 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,960 We can be ready by Tuesday. 331 00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,300 Tuesday? 332 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,820 The tunnels won't be finished for at least three weeks. 333 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,740 So there are tunnels. 334 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,260 Oh, my God. 335 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,640 Have I been tricked? 336 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200 No. 337 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,240 You tell us what we know. There are tunnels. 338 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,220 What we don't know is where. 339 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,720 And if you wish to hide them, my chocolate -mad guards won't find them. 340 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,640 that we are coming with you, we don't need tunnels. We can walk out of the 341 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,880 Walk out of the gate? 342 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,760 Walk out of the gate? 343 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,020 Men have sweated their guts out. 344 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:42,080 We've dug tunnels. We've made air pumps. 345 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,480 We've laid railway tracks. We've built trolleys. 346 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:50,520 It's like the London Underground down there. Men have risked their lives. 347 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,920 This is a classy operation. 348 00:23:56,010 --> 00:24:00,110 And we're not simply going to abandon it and walk out of the gate. 349 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:02,790 Now, that is ridiculous. 350 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:10,710 There is a right way and a wrong way of doing things, Commandant 351 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,710 Stuberhal. 352 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,990 If you were British, you'd realize that. 353 00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:21,450 We only needed five tunnels in case Jerry discovered some of them. Well, 354 00:24:21,450 --> 00:24:23,030 hardly relevant now that they're coming to. 355 00:24:23,770 --> 00:24:27,670 So, I'm closing down Tom, Dick and Harry and concentrating on Julian and Gladys, 356 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:28,670 which are further advanced. 357 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:31,030 No chance of discussing it, I suppose. 358 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:33,870 If Hitler's a dictator, Big F, what are you? 359 00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:35,430 Oh, thank you. 360 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,490 That's just the support I needed. 361 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:42,390 All right. I suggest we close down Tom, Dick and Harry. 362 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,990 Sounds like a grand idea to me. 363 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:46,250 All those in favour? 364 00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:08,370 Oh, the dashing. 365 00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:11,570 Yes. 366 00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:16,010 You 367 00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:33,710 can 368 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:34,710 spell a little bit greater. 369 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:40,490 O -B -R -G -F -R -I -T -E -R 370 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,840 Julian has broken through. 371 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,140 Julian has broken through. 372 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:29,950 We go on the 23rd or the 24th in 16 373 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:32,910 or 17 days time. Why the delay already? 374 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,530 There'll be no moon then. 375 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,100 What does the moon matter? 376 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,640 There'll be nobody stopping it. I reckon we should get weaving now. 377 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,880 It's a question of a thing they probably didn't teach you at Pudsey Grammar 378 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,599 School, chump. 379 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,940 It's called style. 380 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:51,440 You get engaged on long summer evenings, just as the western sky is flushed with 381 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,900 the first tinge of pink. 382 00:27:53,700 --> 00:28:00,480 You get divorced on dank, dark Thursdays, when even the gunmetal sky is 383 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:06,100 And you escaped from prison camps on dark, still, moonless nights. 384 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,480 I would have thought there was a practical reason to it. 385 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,680 Yes, we'll trust you to take the poetry out of it. 386 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:18,380 Oh, yes, I'm from dull, unpoetic little New Zealand, aren't I? 387 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:22,060 My God, I'd like to correct some of your cultural misconceptions. 388 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,760 I'd just like to see the look on your face when I showed you Dunedin Public 389 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,760 Library. 390 00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:31,910 Were you ever made an officer, Morrison? 391 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,250 So, 392 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:44,790 clear skies tomorrow night, but cloudy the night after. Looks like the night 393 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:45,790 after's the one. 394 00:28:46,410 --> 00:28:47,410 Yes, 395 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:52,790 I'm not too bad. 396 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:56,250 I'd prefer to speak English, though, if you don't mind. You are our guests on 397 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,169 this operation. 398 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,770 Yes, that is fair. 399 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,790 In English only, then. 400 00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:04,890 To a dark, moonless night. 401 00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:07,510 A dark, moonless night. 402 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:11,730 Don't get up. 403 00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:14,070 No, you won't. 404 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:18,170 Well, according to the German weather forecast, the night after tomorrow will 405 00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:19,170 better. Yeah. 406 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,210 I'd fancy it exactly the reverse. 407 00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:25,870 Tell me, Chum, which do you trust more, the mighty German war machine or the 408 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:28,170 rather dim third sun of an English country gentleman? 409 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:34,980 There are the dim thirds so good man's anyone we go tomorrow night 410 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:40,960 We go tomorrow night 411 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:50,080 We 412 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,080 came tomorrow night 413 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,200 We go tomorrow night. 414 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,640 We go tomorrow night. 415 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,440 Well done, Einstein. 416 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:41,580 Well done, indeed. 417 00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:01,990 My men would never have found it. Yes, well, I don't like to boast, but I think 418 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,710 we are pretty nifty when it comes to escaping. 419 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,790 So, where will you go, Heinrich? Home? 420 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:09,530 Oh, dear, no. You will be marked man when the empty camp is discovered. 421 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:11,290 Switzerland, perhaps? Sweden? 422 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:12,930 Lisbon? 423 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:15,110 I might even attempt to get to South America. 424 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,010 Would it be sad to leave Germany? 425 00:31:17,670 --> 00:31:18,850 Of course I will, Big F. 426 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,330 It is my home. 427 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:22,570 Can I have a word, Big F? 428 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:24,790 In private? 429 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,870 Well, hang on. 430 00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:37,530 Pitch black. 431 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:38,610 Perfect night for it. 432 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:40,790 Well, what is it, chump? 433 00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:42,950 I still don't trust them. 434 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,090 I mean, they're still the enemy, aren't they? 435 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:46,390 What are you suggesting? 436 00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:48,570 I think we should make them go first. 437 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:50,730 Make sure they don't leave anybody behind. 438 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,530 I wouldn't fancy telling Heinrich that. 439 00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:56,690 He thinks I trust him. He respects me as a gentleman. 440 00:31:57,290 --> 00:32:00,950 And is your reputation as a gentleman more important than the success of this 441 00:32:00,950 --> 00:32:01,950 escape? 442 00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:03,689 Oh, no. 443 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,450 No, of course not. What a thing to say. 444 00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:09,290 Well, then, besides... Besides? 445 00:32:09,650 --> 00:32:10,650 Besides what? 446 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,630 They're our tunnels. It's our escape. 447 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:15,450 We should run the show our way. 448 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,110 I think we should make them escape first. 449 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:28,830 All right. 450 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:33,110 Synchronize watches, please. The escape will commence at... 451 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,920 23, 15 hours precisely. 452 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:41,500 And the first to escape will be... All the Germans. 453 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:47,700 I'm disappointed in you, Big F. 454 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,340 It's not a question of trust, Heinrich. Of course we trust you. We have a 455 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,340 gentleman's agreement. 456 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,260 But this is our show. You begged us, you, our captors, to come along and help 457 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:01,260 you out. 458 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,920 We'd be failing in our duty. 459 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,480 It would be unseemly. 460 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,040 It would lack the proper style if we didn't humiliate you a little first. 461 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,520 You must see there. 462 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,720 Yes. 463 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,740 Yes, I understand. 464 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:22,060 I do the same in your position. Fine. We go first. 465 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:30,680 See you on the other side of the wire. See you on the other side of the wire, 466 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,780 Heinrich. 467 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,080 You know, 468 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:25,739 I never really feel I know you, Izzy. 469 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,719 Of course you don't. 470 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:30,880 I hide behind a racial stereotype. 471 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,360 I beg your pardon? 472 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,540 A little Jewish tailor. 473 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,880 It always says, already, already. 474 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,360 So, who knows the real me? 475 00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:41,739 Nobody. 476 00:34:43,139 --> 00:34:44,760 So it's easier to get through the war? 477 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:49,420 Gosh, that's a jolly clever wheeze. 478 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,580 Which I thought of becoming a stereotype Englishman, and nobody have known the 479 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,580 real me. 480 00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:00,300 Right, that's the last of the Germans gone. 481 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,720 After the crowd's gone through bloody spigot. 482 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,560 Geez, they're going to help us get out of Germany. 483 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,560 I really don't think you should call them crouts, especially behind their 484 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:13,220 Manners are important, as you'd know if you'd been... Oh, as I'd known if I'd 485 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:14,220 gone to public school. 486 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:18,500 By a bigot, there are times I hope I never set eyes on you again. 487 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,820 Well, I don't think you will. 488 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,960 We're hardly likely to move in the same social circles, are we? 489 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:24,940 Fawlty, why don't you be a first? 490 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:26,720 Oh, thank you. 491 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,620 Hang on a minute, everybody! 492 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:31,779 Oh, what is it now? 493 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:33,160 Another lecture on logic? 494 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:34,770 Einstein had an idea. 495 00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:37,190 And I think it's a very interesting one. 496 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:38,530 Tell them, Einstein. 497 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:40,610 Thank you. 498 00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:42,750 Well, it's this, really. 499 00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:45,350 It's awfully peaceful without the Germans. 500 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:46,830 Why don't we just stay? 501 00:35:52,830 --> 00:35:53,830 Tommy! 502 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,850 Where are you? 503 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:03,310 Has something gone wrong? 504 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,810 Einstein, I'm ashamed of you. 505 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:10,730 Your parents would be turning in their graves if they weren't still alive. 506 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:14,430 Well, it would be quite pleasant without them here. 507 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:15,930 Quite pleasant? 508 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:17,390 Quite pleasant? 509 00:36:18,630 --> 00:36:22,030 One has to make allowances for you. You're not British. But, Prof, I'm 510 00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:22,788 at you. 511 00:36:22,790 --> 00:36:25,470 You're an intelligent man. How can you take this nonsense seriously? 512 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,390 It would have enormous advantages. 513 00:36:28,370 --> 00:36:29,370 Such as? 514 00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:30,650 None of us would die. 515 00:36:32,710 --> 00:36:33,890 Shorty, what do you say? 516 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:36,720 Well, I like day in and not day in. 517 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,380 With there being no lights out, no stretches in the cooler. 518 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,160 It would be an awful shame to miss the asparagus. 519 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:45,820 Asparagus? 520 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,400 Asparagus? 521 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,320 It's lovely hot with melted butter. 522 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,380 I prefer it cold, with a good vinaigrette. 523 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,300 Yum, yum. 524 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,380 Yum, yum. 525 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,040 Gentlemen! 526 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,540 What's happened to the bulldog spirit? 527 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,020 What is happening? 528 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,640 Where are you? 529 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,820 Big F, what is going on? 530 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:13,560 Oh, come on, chaps. It is a prisoner's duty to escape. 531 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,620 But there aren't any guards anymore, so we aren't prisoners anymore. 532 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,760 Chump, can you help me out? 533 00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:22,140 You are appealing to me for help. 534 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,040 Oh, please, no sarcasm. 535 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:26,760 Perhaps I'm tired. 536 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,200 I just don't seem to have it in me to persuade these fellows anymore. 537 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,440 You're young, energetic. 538 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,740 The stage is yours. 539 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,380 Prove to us that grammar schools can turn out leaders. 540 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,860 I'm sorry, Big F. 541 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,380 There's a time for ear rolls, and maybe this isn't it. 542 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:45,380 So we break out. 543 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,500 What happens? 544 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,880 Even with the help of all them Jerrys out there, a lot of us will be picked up 545 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,880 before we reach the frontier. 546 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:52,420 Shot, maybe. 547 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,600 Certainly imprisoned. 548 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:58,380 And those of us who do make it back to Blighty will find their wives in bed 549 00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,380 other men. 550 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:01,400 And they'll shoot those men. 551 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,320 Right in the guts. 552 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,080 End up in Dartmoor. 553 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,760 And how many of us will fight again, eh? 554 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,300 One? Two? 555 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,260 Is it worth it when the Allies are already beginning to win the war without 556 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,300 How about we stay? 557 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,080 Oh. 558 00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:30,200 I am coming back to find out what 559 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,200 is going on. 560 00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,790 The Commandant's leading them back through the tunnels. 561 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:41,310 Chump, get Gladys blocked off. I'm going down Julian. 562 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:42,650 We must stop. 563 00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:46,910 Careful, 564 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,890 sir. We don't want to lose you. 565 00:38:52,150 --> 00:38:53,410 Risk I have to take, partner. 566 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,190 What are you going to do? 567 00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:08,810 Create a roof door. 568 00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:11,370 Well, what else can I do? 569 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:12,630 Well, you be careful, chum. 570 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,930 It'd be a bit of a bind if you bought it now. 571 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060 Wait, Commander! 572 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:06,400 Big Ass, are you all right? 573 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,700 Oh, thank God. Get me out of here. 574 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:14,540 I'm right here. 575 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,080 I'm right here. 576 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:18,660 I'm right here. 577 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:21,400 I'm right here. 578 00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:52,590 Let's go on a jam for the week, Martin. 579 00:40:58,810 --> 00:40:59,810 Jump! 580 00:41:01,130 --> 00:41:02,130 Jump! 581 00:41:05,690 --> 00:41:06,750 Let's get into the bath. 582 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,640 I trusted you. 583 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,500 I thought you were an English gentleman. 584 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,480 You should beware of racial stereotypes. 585 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,600 Come 586 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:55,800 on, 587 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,200 you'll never do it. There's three times as many of us. We're crack airmen. 588 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,480 You're rabble. 589 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,540 Leftovers. The drigs. If a German lorry or the SS turn up now, how will you 590 00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,760 explain what you're doing outside? 591 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,150 Good point. 592 00:42:58,899 --> 00:42:59,620 I came 593 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:07,880 back 594 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880 to wish you luck. 595 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,640 It's extraordinarily generous of you under the circumstances, Heinrich. 596 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,940 No. It is realism. 597 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,420 Our fortunes are linked to yours. 598 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,720 If you are not found out, then nobody will know that we have escaped. 599 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:26,020 If you are found out, then we will become the hunted. 600 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,140 Well, I wish you luck, too. 601 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,560 Thank you. 602 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,520 Because if you are caught, then we are for it. 603 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:34,220 We will not be caught. 604 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,800 We speak good German. We have correct papers. 605 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:40,800 We can be thousands of miles away on leaf in neutral countries. 606 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,890 If... You are not caught. 607 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:49,090 I also wish you luck, Heinrich, because I like you. 608 00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,010 Thank you, Big F. 609 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,350 I like you, too. 610 00:43:55,410 --> 00:43:58,550 Please, call me F. 611 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:01,510 Thank you. 612 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:06,030 I hope we meet again in happier times, F. 613 00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:07,870 Yes. 614 00:44:08,970 --> 00:44:10,950 Look, if this... 615 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:15,870 silly business ever ends, which of course it will, and you happen to find 616 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:18,930 yourself in the vicinity of Weybridge, do look in. 617 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,710 Number 33, Bagshot Row. 618 00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:24,210 Thank you. 619 00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:26,450 I'm going to turn these lights out. They don't look normal. 620 00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:28,630 Yes, good thinking, chum. 621 00:44:30,430 --> 00:44:36,190 Look, I do mean that. I know vague invitations when you don't give a date 622 00:44:36,190 --> 00:44:37,750 often insincere, but... 623 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,680 It's just that I can't give you a firm date because I don't know when this damn 624 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,680 war's going to end. 625 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,480 But I do mean it. 626 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:47,640 Not a great man with an oven, but I can turn out an acceptable roast dinner. 627 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:49,820 Thank you. 628 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,440 Well. 629 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,360 Auf Wiedersehen, F. 630 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:02,140 Auf Wiedersehen, Heinrich. 631 00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:26,070 You were bang on with that lorry, chum. 632 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:29,110 And that was a very clever remark you made back there at the gate, aren't you? 633 00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:30,270 When you lay on the email. 634 00:45:31,370 --> 00:45:34,570 Why don't you do that? In German, always in German. 635 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:36,870 We don't need that now. We're all allies. 636 00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:38,290 Far from it. 637 00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:41,190 Supplies will be arriving. There'll be telephone calls, inspections. 638 00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:44,870 Everything will have to seem just as it was when Jerry was here. 639 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:50,270 So that means, precisely, we're going to need bags of jellies. 640 00:45:51,050 --> 00:45:54,950 Jerry's to run the camp, Jerry's to answer the phone, Jerry's to run the 641 00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:57,190 cookhouse, Jerry's to accept supplies. 642 00:45:59,150 --> 00:46:05,370 I'd estimate that we're going to need at least a hundred of us turning into 643 00:46:05,370 --> 00:46:06,370 Jerry's overnight. 644 00:46:06,810 --> 00:46:07,850 God in heaven. 645 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,490 Well done, Shorty. You've just volunteered. 646 00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:19,390 By tomorrow morning, if a laundry van arrives, delivery van, whatever, 647 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,160 Everything must be absolutely normal. 648 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,460 The place must be stiff with German guards. 649 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:28,880 May I just say, Bigger, since I know you weren't in favour of this particular 650 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,840 course of action, how must we admire the wholeheartedness in which you've drawn 651 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,860 yourself into this operation? 652 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,720 No, chump, you may not. There isn't time. But thank you. Well, I'm a 653 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,658 face facts. 654 00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,080 The past is dead and gone. 655 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,360 How true. 656 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,860 Now, does anybody have any ideas where we're going to find a hundred Germans? 657 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,540 First of all, Everyone who speaks German. 658 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,060 Sounds reasonable. 659 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,620 All those I've made German uniforms for already. 660 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,999 Good thinking. 661 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,100 Ah, but do we know how many of the men who have German uniforms speak German? 662 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,880 That's a very good point, George. 663 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,280 We must find out. 664 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,140 How many of you speak German? 665 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,600 Good, thank you. Put your hands down. 666 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,160 Wie viele von euch sprechen Deutsch? 667 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,480 Four. 668 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:33,800 Look, how come 17 of you say you understand German, but then when I ask 669 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,280 many of you speak German in German, only four of you put your hands up? 670 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,700 Come on, chaps. 671 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,260 I don't want lies. I don't want wishful thinking. How many of you can really 672 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,260 speak German? 673 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,740 Four. I can't count. 674 00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:51,220 Oh, God. 675 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,760 So, if any Germans turn up at the camp tomorrow, they'll find four men in 676 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,560 uniforms who can actually speak German. 677 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:06,060 Perhaps we should find out how many of those who don't have German uniforms 678 00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:07,120 speak German. 679 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,360 How quickly can you get me nine German uniforms made? 680 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,500 For you, six days. 681 00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,360 Two days. Four days. 682 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Done. 683 00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:43,140 It is possible that some of the German uniforms I made for prisoners who don't 684 00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:47,140 speak German already might be some of the nine German speakers who don't have 685 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:48,620 German uniforms already. 686 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,020 I'll pee what I can do. 687 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:06,640 Right. Now, I'm going to become the camp commandant. Oh, surprise, surprise. 688 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,700 Yes, I'll pretend you didn't say that, chump, to spare you the shame you'll 689 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:13,780 when you recall what you did say. I don't want the job. I don't want to be a 690 00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:15,180 German. I'd like your job. 691 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,658 My job? 692 00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:18,340 You're going to be the unofficial leader of the prisoners. 693 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:19,620 You'll be known as Big C. 694 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,760 Aren't you bigger? 695 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:22,900 I'm touched. 696 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,840 Don't be a chump, chump. You're the obvious man. 697 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,400 Well, I get some escape plans drawn up straight away. 698 00:49:28,390 --> 00:49:30,570 Escape plan? You don't need to escape now, you chum. 699 00:49:31,090 --> 00:49:32,090 No, I've got to do something. 700 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,890 It's a little question of what we at Pudsey Grammar School would call style. 701 00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:38,830 Yes, well, there's no time for style now. We've got work to do. 702 00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:43,470 Do you have a German uniform at Fitzpigget? 703 00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:46,110 Good thinking, Prof. No, I don't. I must. 704 00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:47,570 How soon could he make me one, is he? 705 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:50,290 Will you? Twelve o 'clock this morning. 706 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:51,630 Six o 'clock. Nine o 'clock. 707 00:49:51,870 --> 00:49:53,650 Done. Off you go, then. Get away. 708 00:49:54,070 --> 00:49:55,490 He's gone already. Yes, I see. 709 00:49:56,850 --> 00:49:57,850 Right. Now. 710 00:49:57,980 --> 00:50:00,820 We're going to have to teach a lot more men German pretty damn quick. 711 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,300 Who should do that, do you think, Shorty? 712 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,880 Oh, no. 713 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,120 No. 714 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,280 Anyhow, another casualty of the war. 715 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:19,140 Now, you... better pull your finger out, young bird. 716 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,900 Try this. 717 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:24,880 Never in the field of human conflict. 718 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:29,540 So much been owed by so many to so few. 719 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:31,480 Hi, little up. 720 00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:32,980 Right. 721 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,340 Come along here, you nut. 722 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:42,020 Stop. How can I measure you if you move? 723 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,260 I'm not at all happy about your backside. 724 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,480 Not happy at all. 725 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,420 Hello. 726 00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,420 Well, 727 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,000 check his papers, find out what he's bringing, hold him up as long as you 728 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:26,560 ring me back when he's gone, and pray. 729 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:30,080 What's wrong with my backside? 730 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,940 It doesn't fit my trousers. 731 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,040 Hi, Lidler. 732 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:37,060 Hi, Lidler. 733 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,700 What's going on here? 734 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,940 There's nothing to hear about. 735 00:52:05,219 --> 00:52:08,180 Why can't people be sexed like clones? 736 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,880 Hello? I told him we're all new. 737 00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:22,080 I told him the Fuhrer's had a new idea. 738 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,920 Rotation of staff. 739 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,380 Yes. I was quite pleased with it. 740 00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:29,460 He's gone to the cookhouse. 741 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,820 Well... Does he? 742 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,640 I'll sell him my parrot. 743 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,540 Big F. Look, he's gone to the cookhouse. 744 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,540 No one there speaks German. 745 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:44,580 This isn't the time for your fictions of fiddle battles. This isn't the time for 746 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,680 loving roles. No. 747 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,420 It's just that you're flying around, Doc. 748 00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:51,740 Hello? Heil Hitler! 749 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,960 Heil Hitler. 750 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,420 Ich bin der neue Kommandant. Oh, ja. 751 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,820 Circulate the employees. 752 00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:00,180 Once again a good idea of ​​the puree. 753 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,480 Heil Hitler! 754 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,380 Heil Hitler. What have you brought us? 755 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:07,860 Traced old potatoes for the English speaking dogs. 756 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,300 Ah. 757 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:16,740 Aha. So, in the future I would like that They bring good potatoes and one 758 00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:19,740 Selection of root vegetables and greens. 759 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:23,720 Good potatoes? A selection of Root vegetables? 760 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,200 Some greens? 761 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:29,400 For the English Pig Hat? Yes, that is a new order from the leader. Unhurt 762 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,460 Hitler! Heil Hitler. 763 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,140 Well, as long as he is under his command... Yes, like that is that. 764 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:38,860 He wants the prisoners to be well fed look when they are victorious 765 00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:40,620 Allied troops arrive. 766 00:53:41,310 --> 00:53:44,470 The victorious Allies are raging? Oh, didn't you know that? 767 00:53:44,770 --> 00:53:46,770 We will lose the war. 768 00:53:47,030 --> 00:53:48,230 I'm sorry. 769 00:54:22,270 --> 00:54:23,590 Barrington! Barrington! 770 00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:28,270 Are 771 00:54:28,270 --> 00:54:35,470 you 772 00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:38,810 Barrington? Don't you know that I am? 773 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:40,720 Well, say here. 774 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,600 Can't you say that I'm here? 775 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:46,220 Everything has to look like a normal German camp. 776 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,300 And in a normal German camp, the prisoners say here. 777 00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:52,660 So, please, just say here. 778 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,540 Nothing well here. 779 00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:58,540 Thank you. 780 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,760 Barton? Here. 781 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,980 I'm fully understanding the necessity for all this palaver, unlike them. Shut 782 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:07,600 up. That's a bit rich. 783 00:55:08,010 --> 00:55:10,030 The chap fits in, does what he's told, gets a rocket. 784 00:55:10,510 --> 00:55:12,230 Look, we have to do things properly. 785 00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:14,150 You have to say, here. 786 00:55:14,550 --> 00:55:18,350 Look, fully understanding the necessity for all this palaver, unlike some. 787 00:55:18,910 --> 00:55:22,430 Supposing everybody said, fully understanding the necessity for all this 788 00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:23,510 palaver, unlike some. 789 00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,970 We'd be here all day. 790 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,049 It's a lecture now. 791 00:55:27,050 --> 00:55:28,910 I thought things would be fine when the Germans are gone. 792 00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:31,990 Seems some chaps are getting decidedly edgy. Shut up. 793 00:55:33,370 --> 00:55:34,630 Who says to edgy? 794 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,880 We still need more Germans. 795 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,780 You two will become Germans as from 1 ,200 hours. Do you understand? 796 00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:59,920 On second thoughts, I'm not sure I want you on my side. You can ignore that 797 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,700 order as far as you're concerned, Haggis. Come on, Patton. This is utterly 798 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:07,580 unfair. He refuses to say here and swears. All I do is say... fully 799 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:10,120 understanding that... Shut up! 800 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,200 Ah, 801 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,860 I have to inspect your hut. 802 00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:21,360 Fair enough. Can I bribe you with a piece of chocolate? Oh, you certainly 803 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,600 I don't accept bribes. 804 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,280 I have a job to do. 805 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,180 Well, the German guards always accepted bribes. 806 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,720 I don't care what the German guards did. 807 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,480 I don't. 808 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,500 Besides, I'm absolutely full. I had a lovely steak for lunch. 809 00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:37,980 Steak? We have mints. 810 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,320 Minced horse. 811 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:42,960 Actually, I could hardly finish mine. I'd rather gorge myself on caviar. 812 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,540 What's German for Land of My Fathers? 813 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:04,860 Borderland. 814 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,700 I like tits, Beth. 815 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,100 Really? 816 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,800 I'm a legs and arse man myself. 817 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,520 Straight tits. 818 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,740 Blue tits. 819 00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:16,980 Cold tits. 820 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,500 What did you say? 821 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,880 Sorry, I thought you... Sorry. 822 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,960 I think it's rather horrid to talk about women like that, as if they're just 823 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,240 bodies and not people. 824 00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:30,180 Yeah, of course, you're right. I'm sorry. 825 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,720 Talking about women, Einstein, have you ever, you know, had a girlfriend? 826 00:57:38,089 --> 00:57:39,089 No, I haven't. 827 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,070 What do I talk to them about? 828 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:46,670 I've never got the hang of all that conversation, lad. 829 00:57:46,910 --> 00:57:47,910 Stop idling! 830 00:57:48,350 --> 00:57:49,370 Haven't you got work to do? 831 00:57:49,850 --> 00:57:50,850 You, come here. 832 00:57:51,150 --> 00:57:52,250 Come off it, Burton. 833 00:57:54,790 --> 00:57:58,750 Look, when I say come here, I mean it. Hold on, but that's stupid. 834 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:04,010 I don't think you'll be calling me stupid again in a hurry. 835 00:58:04,870 --> 00:58:07,250 Message for you. The commandant can see you straight away. 836 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:15,220 Do you think he was just entering into the spirit of the thing? 837 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,640 No. 838 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,520 I think he was enjoying his power. 839 00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:21,280 Bound to be some, I suppose. 840 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,900 You have a complaint, I believe. 841 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,740 Yeah. Vartan just hit me. 842 00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,260 You want to watch him, Big F? 843 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,540 Thank you. I think I know how to control my men, Big C. 844 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,860 But that can't be your complaint, can it? 845 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:52,860 Because you'd asked to see me before he hit you, so unless you're psychic, you 846 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,800 could hardly have asked to see me to complain about that. 847 00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:58,060 No. Mr Grubb, you have stakes. 848 00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:01,140 Caviar. You are prisoners of war. 849 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,100 We're all prisoners of war. 850 00:59:03,950 --> 00:59:07,630 And don't tell me it's a question of style that you have caviar while we have 851 00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:09,530 mince, otherwise I'll throw you up yours, Big F. 852 00:59:09,790 --> 00:59:11,430 Oh, do, that would be so stylish. 853 00:59:12,110 --> 00:59:15,290 No, it's a question of necessity, chum. 854 00:59:15,650 --> 00:59:19,190 I find I can go that far and no further. There are Jerrys coming into the camp 855 00:59:19,190 --> 00:59:20,190 all the time. 856 00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:25,170 And I find I've inherited certain black market perks, which it's difficult to 857 00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:26,590 turn down without arousing suspicion. 858 00:59:27,450 --> 00:59:29,550 I do have to maintain some authenticity. 859 00:59:30,590 --> 00:59:32,630 Pity, really, most of the chums hate caviar. 860 00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:35,170 German? What's that? 861 00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:36,570 German? 862 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:38,830 German? Speak German? 863 00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:40,510 Yes. 864 00:59:42,990 --> 00:59:45,430 Very good, John. Yes. 865 00:59:46,370 --> 00:59:48,350 It could be quite so hard. 866 00:59:48,850 --> 00:59:50,430 I had to maintain some authenticity. 867 00:59:51,010 --> 00:59:52,090 You bastard. 868 00:59:58,350 --> 01:00:01,430 Hello? Hier spricht Kommandant Stuberhalle. 869 01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:04,880 This is Colonel... Von Steffenberg, von the SS. 870 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,240 Hail Hitler. 871 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,580 Heil Hitler. 872 01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,260 I am a friend of your brother. 873 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,580 Ah, my brother, yes, yes. 874 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,800 How is he? 875 01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:18,000 How can it be for someone who has been 18 years old? been dead for months. 876 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,580 Oh, the brother. 877 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,640 He never heard from another brother spoken. 878 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:31,040 We will inspect your warehouse tomorrow. I'll let you know in advance 879 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,440 Friendship with your brother. 880 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,080 inspection tomorrow morning. 881 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,360 Oh, okay. 882 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:49,000 That's better. 883 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,200 Mr. Hitler? 884 01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:02,580 What? 885 01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:09,330 Be credible. 886 01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:13,450 Sorry, I still don't understand much German unless it's spoken very slowly. 887 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:20,950 Dann lass uns hoffen, dass die SS morgen sehr langsam 888 01:01:20,950 --> 01:01:22,550 sprechen werden. 889 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:44,400 You do not say come in in English. 890 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,780 Inshallah. Yes, well, English will do for now. 891 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000 It'll be quicker. 892 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,400 Tell me this. 893 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:54,240 How many of your students could pass as pucker jerrys? 894 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,160 In proper conversation, maybe seven. 895 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,040 Oh, God. 896 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:03,580 Be words about the weather, nice day, blah, blah, blah, plus a few simple 897 01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:06,320 commands. Maybe another 12. 898 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:10,600 Yes, unfortunately, we can't guarantee that the SS will stick to a few words 899 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,260 about the weather, night, day, blah, blah, blah, can we? 900 01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:22,240 So that your seven, thus, I don't know why, but the nine... Who is he who's got 901 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,240 uniforms like this? 902 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:30,500 That makes a total of 21 people, including myself, who can safely be 903 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:34,320 speak German, out of a German workforce of 112. 904 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,380 Some could be off duty, out of the camp. 905 01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:42,220 Some can be shift workers and asleep already. 906 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:48,960 Good. Good. Let's say 20 asleep and one day off in seven. 907 01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:53,880 Seven into 112 is 16. 908 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,920 16. Thank you, Prof. 909 01:02:59,740 --> 01:03:02,780 16 plus 20 is 36. 910 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,640 36 away from 112. 911 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,700 76. 912 01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,600 76. Thank you, Prof. 913 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:20,480 76 minus the 21 who can speak German leaves... For you, 55. 914 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:28,480 55. 55 supposed Germans who can't speak German. Well, what am I going to do 915 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,480 with them? 916 01:03:30,020 --> 01:03:31,020 Laryngitis. 917 01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:36,830 55 German soldiers with laryngitis. 918 01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:38,490 Highly convincing. 919 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,709 Thank you, Ali. 920 01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:41,050 Could be German laryngitis. 921 01:03:42,210 --> 01:03:43,650 Like German measles. 922 01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,830 Only attacks Germans. 923 01:03:47,090 --> 01:03:49,210 Don't be ridiculous, Izzy. 924 01:03:49,710 --> 01:03:54,510 One little question about Ali's idea of Which you were so scornful, Big F. 925 01:03:55,410 --> 01:03:56,710 Do you have anything better? 926 01:04:01,910 --> 01:04:02,910 Laryngitis it is. 927 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:04,920 Oh, God. 928 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,520 Mr. Hitler. 929 01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:46,740 You are not tidy. 930 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,740 You are a dirty pig. 931 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,260 You're so right. 932 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,940 My sex life is legendary in parts of Glasgow. 933 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:55,320 So, you are insolent. So. 934 01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:57,820 How many are sitting in the bar? 935 01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,680 At the moment, none. 936 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:05,260 No? We're all pretty low on them Control. But probably not this one. 937 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,720 She. 938 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:34,560 Come on now, move it, you homosexual Scottish bastard! 939 01:05:47,470 --> 01:05:48,470 What is your name? 940 01:05:49,630 --> 01:05:55,290 Unfortunately for you, I understand Polish, and I have no intention of 941 01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:56,290 cabbage. 942 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,760 We have a good man there. 943 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000 Yes. 944 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,120 Like 945 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:42,220 find 946 01:06:42,220 --> 01:06:44,100 What about the mood among the prisoners? 947 01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:49,060 Laryngitis? Oh dear. 948 01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:54,150 Quite an epidemic. Almost 200 Cases including prisoners. 949 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:56,150 Carry on. 950 01:07:01,530 --> 01:07:04,710 Are all your people fools? Yes. 951 01:07:05,290 --> 01:07:08,790 What? The best men go into the SS. 952 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:10,330 Yes, of course. 953 01:07:10,650 --> 01:07:12,090 This isn't easy for you. 954 01:07:12,790 --> 01:07:13,790 She. 955 01:07:15,110 --> 01:07:16,710 How do you find location life? 956 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:23,200 It's as beautiful as the mouth of the Mawak, the holy land of the Hygelians 957 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:28,260 the Gervetians, from Dol Gethlai to the coast of Vamuthret. 958 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,700 The fennel cake. 959 01:07:53,450 --> 01:07:57,270 This soup is for the prisoners. We get different soup. 960 01:07:57,830 --> 01:07:59,890 Of course. Trowel! 961 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:04,510 Fast! 962 01:08:06,970 --> 01:08:11,470 Get me the cook. 963 01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:27,990 Mr. Helter, do you have this soup cooked? 964 01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:30,569 Yes, Colonel. Isn't it good? But. 965 01:08:31,330 --> 01:08:32,330 It's very good. 966 01:08:32,910 --> 01:08:34,189 It's terrible. 967 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:38,430 I do not understand that. Are you all? stupid? 968 01:08:39,090 --> 01:08:42,210 I want the soup for them prisoners are inedible. 969 01:08:43,130 --> 01:08:44,130 Thin. 970 01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:45,390 Sour. 971 01:08:45,930 --> 01:08:46,930 Terrible. 972 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,410 Understood. Yes, sir. I understand. 973 01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:56,430 Is this Hagin? 974 01:09:07,390 --> 01:09:09,270 Yes, it's me, Stefan. 975 01:09:13,970 --> 01:09:14,970 Be brave. 976 01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:31,330 The dirty dog. 977 01:09:32,050 --> 01:09:33,090 What's his name? 978 01:09:33,410 --> 01:09:34,649 Haggis Berlinton. 979 01:09:34,950 --> 01:09:37,569 Haggis? That's his nickname. 980 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:42,810 The prisoners are very kinky. The refers to a disgusting one 981 01:09:42,810 --> 01:09:46,569 Scottish dish that comes in one Sheep stomach is broken down. 982 01:09:47,029 --> 01:09:48,149 Good God. 983 01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:53,850 We meet again, Haggis. The pleasure is entirely yours. 984 01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,690 And what do you think of life in the cooler? 985 01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:58,490 It's not too bad. 986 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,180 It's a bit like living in Glasgow. 987 01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:04,740 What's up there? 988 01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:31,070 Spit out, Halle room. 989 01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:41,650 Spit out? Since taking over the Nobody is obliged to camp. I know 990 01:10:41,650 --> 01:10:42,650 also why. 991 01:10:43,390 --> 01:10:45,010 Do you know why? 992 01:10:45,430 --> 01:10:47,690 Is there a parrot here? 993 01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:48,990 Yes! 994 01:10:51,410 --> 01:10:55,330 Because this is like a fucking one hotel. 995 01:10:56,990 --> 01:10:57,990 Therefore! 996 01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:13,920 I shall 997 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:21,040 speak 998 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:24,800 to you all in English for the last time. 999 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:28,820 After today, we only speak English. 1000 01:11:29,470 --> 01:11:30,470 To the prisoners. 1001 01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:33,350 And we give them a miserable time. 1002 01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:36,710 Miserable. Is that understood? 1003 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:38,590 You're enjoying this. 1004 01:11:40,050 --> 01:11:41,130 Come here. 1005 01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:44,630 Come here! 1006 01:11:51,930 --> 01:11:55,150 How dare you speak to me like that? 1007 01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:58,630 You only declared yourself Commandant. We haven't elected you. 1008 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,940 Elected? Of course you haven't. 1009 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,180 This isn't democratic now. We're Germans. 1010 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:07,700 And it's turning you nasty. And you're bad enough when you're British. 1011 01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:10,020 Shut up! 1012 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:12,900 What do you want, hmm? 1013 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,800 Anarchy? 1014 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:18,380 Do you want to be found out? 1015 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:24,560 What do you imagine the SS would do to prisoners of war masquerading as juries? 1016 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:25,880 Huh? 1017 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,080 You! 1018 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,700 You can just stick to teaching German. 1019 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:34,560 And incidentally, you can cut out all that Welsh propaganda too. 1020 01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:41,700 If I hear one more man singing Cardiff, Cardiff, Uber, Alice, I'll have your 1021 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,320 guts for gutters, you short -arsed Welsh shit. 1022 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,180 You all asked to stay here. 1023 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,600 I didn't. 1024 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:55,780 Well, now you've made your bed and you can... 1025 01:12:56,390 --> 01:12:58,150 It's sauerkraut on it. 1026 01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:06,530 You will be nasty at all times. And you will look as if you are 1027 01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:09,050 enjoying it. Is that understood? 1028 01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:13,390 I will enjoy it. The master race was a brilliant idea. 1029 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,650 Only we'd thought of it first. 1030 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:30,800 Excuse me. 1031 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,580 This soup really is absolutely disgusting. 1032 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:38,060 One week in the cooler. March him away. 1033 01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:40,700 March him away! 1034 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:51,420 Look, I... I have no alternative. 1035 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:52,720 I have my orders. 1036 01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,360 Please don't tell your father. 1037 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,160 Meads? Here. 1038 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,460 Meeker? Here. 1039 01:14:06,820 --> 01:14:07,820 Morrison? 1040 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:11,240 Morrison? 1041 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:23,000 Say here, please, Morrison. No, this is bloody stupid. We're all on the same 1042 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:27,020 side. Do you realise that if the SS rumble what's happening, we'll all be 1043 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:30,600 One word is all I ask. No. 1044 01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:33,120 The SS aren't here now, so it's bloody stupid. 1045 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,460 You of all people. 1046 01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:38,880 Oh, yes, a New Zealander leading a rebellion. What a turn -up. 1047 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:41,060 Two weeks in the cooler. March him away. 1048 01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:48,280 Yes, you, uh... You don't have to enjoy it quite so much, Barton. No! 1049 01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:50,140 Leave them alone. 1050 01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:53,020 Chump, my men have loaded rifles. 1051 01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:55,240 You wouldn't order them to shoot me. 1052 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:57,990 I might have no alternative. 1053 01:15:02,110 --> 01:15:03,110 They wouldn't. 1054 01:15:04,110 --> 01:15:07,530 If they realized that you were seriously threatening the stability of the 1055 01:15:07,530 --> 01:15:09,030 situation, they might have no alternative. 1056 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:14,550 My God. 1057 01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:19,010 Wachen! 1058 01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:22,230 Legt an! 1059 01:15:24,070 --> 01:15:26,030 Legt an! Das ist ein Befehl! 1060 01:15:27,470 --> 01:15:33,430 And pull over the prisoner's head. We'll give him a warning first. 1061 01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:37,030 Then we'll see if he understands. 1062 01:15:37,810 --> 01:15:38,990 Fire at will! 1063 01:16:06,810 --> 01:16:07,810 Once. 1064 01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:11,330 Disgusting. 1065 01:16:12,050 --> 01:16:15,570 Really first class. 1066 01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:18,910 Really bad. 1067 01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:21,110 Congratulations. 1068 01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:13,610 Machen Sie so weiter. Ich komme wieder. 1069 01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:29,450 Better than the cooler, eh? 1070 01:17:29,990 --> 01:17:30,990 I'll say. 1071 01:17:31,610 --> 01:17:33,330 Makes you appreciate all this, you know. 1072 01:17:34,610 --> 01:17:36,690 There's a meeting with the escape committee in half an hour. 1073 01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:38,510 We'd like to co -opt you onto it. 1074 01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:40,030 Me? 1075 01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:41,550 There are vacancies. 1076 01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:43,750 Shorty and Big F have left. 1077 01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:45,610 Resigned? 1078 01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:46,890 Not exactly. 1079 01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:49,130 Now, we haven't told them about the meeting. 1080 01:17:49,570 --> 01:17:50,570 It's a secret. 1081 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:51,750 Uh -oh. 1082 01:17:52,230 --> 01:17:53,230 But why me? 1083 01:17:53,650 --> 01:17:54,710 We'd value your advice. 1084 01:17:59,470 --> 01:18:02,250 Well, I pulled this meeting because things in this camp are getting 1085 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:05,090 unbearable. And I think there's only one thing for it. 1086 01:18:06,810 --> 01:18:07,810 What's that? 1087 01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:10,550 We're going to have to escape. 1088 01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:21,290 Let me get this right. 1089 01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:24,810 You're suggesting we escape from our fellow prisoners? 1090 01:18:26,170 --> 01:18:27,170 That's right. 1091 01:18:27,810 --> 01:18:28,870 Without telling them. 1092 01:18:29,370 --> 01:18:30,570 Do you and Charlie trust him? 1093 01:18:31,050 --> 01:18:32,050 Do you trust Big F? 1094 01:18:32,930 --> 01:18:35,250 He's hardly in a position to report us to the SS. 1095 01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:37,730 It'd be more fun not telling him. 1096 01:18:37,990 --> 01:18:38,990 Alan is right. 1097 01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:42,610 My only regret will be we can't stay to see the bastard's face when he finds out 1098 01:18:42,610 --> 01:18:43,610 we're gone. 1099 01:18:43,930 --> 01:18:46,270 Aren't we condemning all the guards to a dreadful fate? 1100 01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:48,710 What'll happen to them when we've escaped already? 1101 01:18:49,150 --> 01:18:50,150 Nothing. 1102 01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:53,890 When they find out we scarpered and they know they can't report us to anybody, 1103 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:54,990 they'll come too. 1104 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,620 If they haven't that much sense, they don't deserve to escape. 1105 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:00,300 Prof's right, as usual. 1106 01:19:01,220 --> 01:19:03,160 So, how do we escape? 1107 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:05,858 Deep tunnels. 1108 01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:09,960 But... Well, maybe I'm being stupid, but don't we already have tunnels? 1109 01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:13,720 Yes, but Big F knows where they are. But... Well, no. 1110 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:15,620 No, go on, Einstein. 1111 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:20,640 Well, because you're all clever, I think you think Big F's cleverer than he is. 1112 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,120 But I don't think any of them would ever be clever enough to think that we'd 1113 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,780 even think of escaping from our allies. 1114 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,280 So I think we should save time and use the tunnels we've got. 1115 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,580 I think Einstein's right. 1116 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,400 So, do we use all five tunnels? Or the two that are only blocked? 1117 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,539 Or just the one? 1118 01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:43,100 Just the one. It'll be quicker to get ready and easier to guard. 1119 01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:44,420 All those in agreement? 1120 01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:45,620 Yep. 1121 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,840 Right. First thing tomorrow morning, we unblock Owley. 1122 01:19:52,950 --> 01:19:55,490 Yeah, well, I didn't really fancy calling it Julian anymore. 1123 01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,670 And I thought I'd name it after you because, well, I thought you were dead 1124 01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:01,550 the way you stood up to Big F on that roll call. 1125 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,990 Anyway, we know how much it would annoy him. 1126 01:20:05,230 --> 01:20:12,150 Well, I, uh... Well, that's really, uh... Oh, 1127 01:20:12,210 --> 01:20:15,150 hell, I can't have tears in my eyes. I'm a New Zealander. 1128 01:20:17,090 --> 01:20:21,710 Yeah, well... You still got all those civilian uniforms, is it? Sure I got 1129 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,700 So why should I destroy them? 1130 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:29,000 So when did Izzy Leveson ever destroy good material? So, you tell me. Yeah, 1131 01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:30,019 right, OK. 1132 01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:31,020 Thanks. 1133 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,220 Now, we're going to need somebody to replace Shorty on documents. I'll do it. 1134 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:36,600 You? 1135 01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:40,040 Well, sorry to doubt you, but what qualifications have you got? 1136 01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:42,140 Well, why do you think I wear glasses? 1137 01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:44,080 From pouring over documents. 1138 01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:45,640 What were you, a clerk? 1139 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:47,700 No. 1140 01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:49,140 A forger. 1141 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:50,720 A forger? 1142 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:53,720 What, do you think your deal is too dull to have criminals? I'm a forger. 1143 01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:55,880 Forged my way into the Royal Air Force. 1144 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:57,480 Well, that's good enough for me. 1145 01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:00,940 Afton! 1146 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:02,320 Afton! 1147 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,240 Chair! 1148 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,280 Lefty, go now! 1149 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,880 Where are you going? To the tunnel. 1150 01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:03,440 I want the others to investigate. 1151 01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:05,340 If you want. 1152 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,330 Bring her here, Dobbin. 1153 01:22:43,090 --> 01:22:45,730 He thinks you might be trying to escape. 1154 01:22:46,950 --> 01:22:48,170 Little does he know, eh? 1155 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:13,690 Thank you. 1156 01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:36,620 Owly's unblocked. 1157 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,320 So when do we go? 1158 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,120 Einstein, any ideas on the weather? 1159 01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:43,540 It'll be overcast a couple of days yet. 1160 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:48,580 We could go tomorrow, then. I agree. If we delay, the war could be over before 1161 01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:49,539 we escape. 1162 01:23:49,540 --> 01:23:51,900 So if the war's ending already, why don't we just wait? 1163 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,900 It was meant to be over before the first Christmas. 1164 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:55,540 I won't believe it's over till it's over. 1165 01:23:56,220 --> 01:23:57,220 We've got to escape. 1166 01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:58,660 Big Ethel hates it. 1167 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,020 Who agrees we go tomorrow? 1168 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,480 Chump? 1169 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,360 Do we have anything to say to each other? 1170 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,940 Well, I hope so, Chump. 1171 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:19,200 As a matter of fact, I'm rather churned up at the moment. 1172 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:21,400 Oh, churned up, Big F, why? 1173 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:25,540 Well, it's the big day tomorrow and it puts me in rather an odd position. 1174 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,600 You mean you know? 1175 01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:29,980 Well, of course I know. 1176 01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,180 I didn't know you knew. 1177 01:24:32,540 --> 01:24:34,180 No, wait a minute, you didn't know I knew what? 1178 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:35,580 About my trip to Berlin. 1179 01:24:36,580 --> 01:24:37,580 Berlin? What are they for? 1180 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:38,740 To see the Führer. 1181 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,420 He's giving me the Iron Cross. 1182 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:42,180 The Iron... Why? 1183 01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:45,820 Because nobody has escaped from this camp since I came here. 1184 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:50,560 You find it funny? 1185 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:52,900 Well, I mean, it's a bit ironical. 1186 01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:58,960 Ironical? Well, a British officer receiving Germany's top military medal, 1187 01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,459 Oh, yes. 1188 01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:03,760 Yes, I can see that it's ironical. I'm just... 1189 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,780 Just surprised that you care, Bigsy, that's all. 1190 01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:13,420 I didn't tell him. What's really ironical is that just as he's getting 1191 01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:17,320 Cross because nobody's escaped from his camp, we'll all be escaping from his 1192 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:18,320 camp. 1193 01:25:18,540 --> 01:25:20,520 Achtung! Präventiert das Gewehr! 1194 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:22,760 Augen links! 1195 01:25:26,660 --> 01:25:27,660 Dankeschön, Smithers. 1196 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:37,680 What are 1197 01:25:37,680 --> 01:26:00,040 you 1198 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:01,040 doing with him? 1199 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,140 You've heard of carrier pigeons? 1200 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,780 Carrier parrots are one better. 1201 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:08,980 He's a carrier parrot? 1202 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,060 Or where's his message? 1203 01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:12,460 In his head. 1204 01:26:12,820 --> 01:26:14,340 That's why they're one better. 1205 01:26:15,980 --> 01:26:17,840 Who's a pretty Allied Polly, then? 1206 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:20,760 I'm escaping through Stalag Luft. 1207 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,120 Help! Help! 1208 01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:24,780 I'm away with birds. 1209 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,600 You're a marvel. 1210 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:29,380 But what happens if he flies to the Germans? 1211 01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:30,620 Oh, he won't. 1212 01:26:30,820 --> 01:26:31,820 Have faith. 1213 01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,160 Everything calm. 1214 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,940 Everything calm. 1215 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,620 What's German for cocoa? 1216 01:26:57,220 --> 01:26:58,220 Cocoa. 1217 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,040 How are we? 1218 01:27:07,980 --> 01:27:09,320 Up on your namesake. 1219 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,200 Sorry. 1220 01:29:15,679 --> 01:29:16,679 Hello, 1221 01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:19,860 Schubert Hall. Heil Hitler. 1222 01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,320 No one has escaped from their position. Good. 1223 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:39,540 Well done. 1224 01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:56,220 You deserve 1225 01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:57,220 this. 1226 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,300 Thank you, my guide. 1227 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:08,880 You are a good man. 1228 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:10,840 Rommel too. 1229 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:16,420 Göring... Possibly Himmler as well. 1230 01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,660 The rest is unusable. 1231 01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:26,860 We have absolutely no luck calm. 1232 01:30:27,860 --> 01:30:30,300 I'm sorry for that. No. 1233 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:33,520 Ruling the world isn't everything. 1234 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:37,180 I started out as a painter. 1235 01:30:38,460 --> 01:30:40,920 Maybe I'll go back to being a painter will. 1236 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,860 This time I ask less Requirements. 1237 01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:48,400 I'm tired of ambition. 1238 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:51,660 Not much power. 1239 01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:56,300 Two people and one monitor. 1240 01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:04,040 I have discovered some color tones. 1241 01:31:06,780 --> 01:31:08,600 Would you like to have a look? 1242 01:31:45,290 --> 01:31:46,650 English? English? 1243 01:31:46,890 --> 01:31:49,310 We're in the process of escaping from this camp. 1244 01:31:49,710 --> 01:31:50,710 Good Lord! 1245 01:31:51,810 --> 01:31:52,810 Congratulations! 1246 01:31:53,470 --> 01:31:56,370 Except, well, I could have said you're the trouble. 1247 01:31:56,610 --> 01:31:58,090 I'm about to capture it. 1248 01:31:58,370 --> 01:31:59,370 Oh, don't worry. 1249 01:31:59,410 --> 01:32:00,750 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 1250 01:32:02,270 --> 01:32:03,270 It's been fun. 1251 01:32:03,770 --> 01:32:04,749 Well done. 1252 01:32:04,750 --> 01:32:08,990 This may sound a silly question, but did a parrot tell you to come here? 1253 01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:10,250 Good Lord! 1254 01:32:10,770 --> 01:32:12,830 A parrot did arrive in our midst. 1255 01:32:13,270 --> 01:32:14,940 Hurrah! Well, no. 1256 01:32:15,480 --> 01:32:18,880 No, not terribly hurrah, actually. There wasn't any message. 1257 01:32:19,180 --> 01:32:22,240 All it said was, Heil Hitler. 1258 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,680 Oh, no. 1259 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:25,420 I'm afraid we strangled it. 1260 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,060 Oh, you didn't. 1261 01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,840 War teaches you to hate. 1262 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:33,800 Oh, is this man English, too? 1263 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:37,660 No. I'm a New Zealander. Oh. 1264 01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:39,360 Bad luck. 1265 01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:41,120 Oh, no. Not you as well. 1266 01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:42,358 Right, men. 1267 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:43,360 We're going in. 1268 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:53,400 Avocado dough. 1269 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,540 Warmer piercing. 1270 01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:01,480 Golden apricot. 1271 01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,700 Very impressive, my dear. 1272 01:33:28,070 --> 01:33:29,070 Buttermilk. 1273 01:33:35,970 --> 01:33:39,770 Mr. Paprika. 1274 01:33:40,810 --> 01:33:42,090 Thank you very much. 1275 01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:43,550 Autumn mug. 1276 01:33:44,190 --> 01:33:48,670 A rich and impressive one Choice, my guide. My God! 1277 01:33:48,930 --> 01:33:51,050 I turned back painlessly. 1278 01:33:51,650 --> 01:33:54,290 Eva, I need more massage. 1279 01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:55,670 Go! 1280 01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:11,360 Hands up! 1281 01:34:11,900 --> 01:34:13,580 Resistance is useless! 1282 01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:15,440 We have you surrounded! 1283 01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:17,220 Don't shoot! 1284 01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:20,180 There are many Germans in the camp all! 1285 01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:54,620 So where are the Germans? 1286 01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:01,300 It's a long story. 1287 01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:19,960 Heinrich? 1288 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:25,780 What brings you to Berlin? 1289 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,080 You're not. 1290 01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:30,380 I'm not sure I remember how to. 1291 01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:36,780 Hitler has given me the Iron Cross because nobody's escaped from the camp. 1292 01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:44,000 You make me laugh. My chest hurts. 1293 01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,940 What's happened to you? I thought you were going to escape easily. 1294 01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:50,700 Stupid accident. 1295 01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,900 I had all my papers stolen. 1296 01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:01,680 I couldn't go to the authorities. 1297 01:36:02,140 --> 01:36:04,220 A commandant who had escaped from his own camp. 1298 01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:10,200 I have lived with the rats. I have breakfasted in sewers. 1299 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:17,420 You ruined my war. 1300 01:36:18,860 --> 01:36:19,860 Sorry. 1301 01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:24,260 If it's any consolation, I feel as if I haven't had a good war either. 1302 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,380 How's my parrot? 1303 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,560 Oh, thriving. 1304 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:28,880 He's had a good war. 1305 01:36:30,090 --> 01:36:31,190 I'd like to see him again. 1306 01:36:31,950 --> 01:36:32,950 Tell me that. 1307 01:36:33,570 --> 01:36:34,690 How will you survive? 1308 01:36:36,170 --> 01:36:38,110 By being terrified of dying. 1309 01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,170 I'm so sorry. 1310 01:36:41,910 --> 01:36:42,910 You're a good man. 1311 01:36:43,210 --> 01:36:46,490 No, please, don't. Terrible things happen to good men. 1312 01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:48,750 You've become a cynic. 1313 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:49,970 Are you surprised? 1314 01:36:50,650 --> 01:36:53,690 Look, how would you like my iron cross? 1315 01:36:54,630 --> 01:36:55,630 What's it worth? 1316 01:36:56,570 --> 01:36:57,570 The honor. 1317 01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:06,080 Well, I'd better go. I've got your camp to run. 1318 01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:11,260 The irony is, I run a harsher regime than you ever did. 1319 01:37:14,180 --> 01:37:15,180 Goodbye, honey. 1320 01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:16,440 Goodbye, F. 1321 01:37:18,100 --> 01:37:19,100 F! 1322 01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:22,600 I will. 1323 01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:24,620 Will what? 1324 01:37:24,740 --> 01:37:27,520 If I'm ever in the vicinity of Fairbridge. 1325 01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:08,560 Vielen Dank. 1326 01:38:08,980 --> 01:38:10,420 Hello, chaps. 1327 01:38:10,660 --> 01:38:12,560 Is this man British, too? 1328 01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:17,000 No. He's the German commandant. 1329 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:19,640 Chump? 1330 01:38:22,420 --> 01:38:23,420 Chump? 1331 01:38:26,140 --> 01:38:27,140 Chump? 1332 01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:29,560 Einstein? Prof? 1333 01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:32,620 Shorty? Easy? 1334 01:38:32,980 --> 01:38:35,620 Howly? Speak up for a chap. 1335 01:38:36,330 --> 01:38:39,030 You can see he's German. He's got the Iron Cross. 1336 01:38:39,810 --> 01:38:41,370 No, no. Serbs. 1337 01:38:41,630 --> 01:38:42,630 Play fair. 1338 01:38:42,890 --> 01:38:43,890 Come clean. 1339 01:38:44,510 --> 01:38:46,970 This... This just isn't cricket. 1340 01:38:47,890 --> 01:38:50,430 Einstein. You're a price edgerton. 1341 01:38:50,670 --> 01:38:51,750 Think of your father. 1342 01:38:52,410 --> 01:38:54,250 My father's a cruel thought. 1343 01:38:56,570 --> 01:38:57,570 Good effort. 1344 01:38:58,410 --> 01:38:59,970 But rather overdone. 1345 01:39:01,910 --> 01:39:04,730 I'm always cautious about racial stereotypes. 1346 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,020 I've never lied to him. 1347 01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:11,280 Nothing personal, but there won't be much room for people like him in the 1348 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,620 classless post -war Britain. 1349 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:15,240 Look. 1350 01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:17,580 Shorty, my old Welsh friend. 1351 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:21,640 Owney, my old Kiwi mucker. 1352 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:28,300 Izzy, Izzy, I can help you. I know a committee member of the Finchley Golf 1353 01:39:37,710 --> 01:39:39,490 There's one foolproof way to find out. 1354 01:39:39,710 --> 01:39:40,710 Never fails. 1355 01:39:41,630 --> 01:39:43,790 Look, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.